Thread:Necrowe/@comment-32450111-20190113165734

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(fun fact, this one happened yesterday while my friend and i were hanging out. we were eating mcdonald’s)

let’s just call her mo: so, in short, i’m german, polish, french, and korean.

mo: i’m basically i’m a mutt.

me, lifting a french fry into my mouth: yeah but you’re my mutt

me, choking on my french fry for a moment: WAIT NO

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a kid in my computer class, walking around the room with a piece of felt stuck up his nose: hm. smells like under armour.

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me: hey i have a knife now

one of my other friends/‘dinosaur’: don’t stab anyone

me: dino, would i really stab anyone with it?

dino: depends on the person.

dino: *cough cough* TEXAS (not his real name) *cough cough*

me: dino, stabbing has severe consequences.

dino: yeah death to the person stabbed

me: are you saying you want me to stab Texas

dino, after a moment: ... noooo

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